Jokes from Carley

What do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk

How does a pig get to the hospital?
in a HAMbulance

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
because he felt crummy

What does a bee use to do his hair?
a honeycomb

Why did the hippo cross the road?
because it was the chicken's day off

Knock Knock Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady WHO??
I didn't know you could yodel!!